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I can’t understand teens nowadays.
what their idea of a fun weekend is:
mine:
how they hangout with friends:
how I hangout with friends:
they sleep around:
what I do with my time:
I’m so respectful and good when I’m around adults I’m like:
they’re like:
their mom says “NO”, they react by doing this:
If I did that my mother would do this:
and my mother says I AM OUT OF CONTROL
(Source: wejussomemothafuckenkids, via learntoluvyourself)
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Josh SEXY Hutcherson
How could this man not excite you at all?! I mean every time I see him my ovaries….POOF gone! This has been happening for as long as I can remember…
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ugh okay!
YES! I orgasmed during the Hunger Games
YES! it was because of Josh Hutcherson
YES! I remember him in bridge to Tarabitha.
And NO! i do not regret it.
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one direction in 2012: hey everyone we're having a us arena tour in 2013 even though its more than a year away and we haven't recorded the album yet tickets go on sale in 3 days hope you all can make it xx
one direction in 2013: hey everyone we're having a reunion concert in 2030 even though we're still together zap tickets go on sale in .2 milliseconds get them while they're hot xx
one direction in 2030: hey everyone we're having an afterlife concert in 2100 tickets on sale in .11 milliseconds get them while they're hot xx
one direction in 2100: hey everyone we're having a reincarnation/resurrection concert in 3000 ft. our special guest Jesus! don't forget to reincarnate yourself into another body/soul so you can get your tickets that went on sale 45 years ago PS. for presale you have to confess your past sins to a priest aha love ya :D x x
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thattetratittiedtosser asked: Yes, and I'll show the pictures to people at school and be like, "Yo. I'm a jumper. I was here and in Paris at THE SAME TIME." And they'll believe me, like that time I went around showing people a picture of Harry that I had on my phone, and they believe he was my boy friend.
BAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH what do you mean .. he is your boyfriend!
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thattetratittiedtosser asked: Fuck you, you stupid whore skank. You're going to France. Actually, I hope you have a ton of fun. Take a picture of the hotel lobby, for old time's sake. :) This is Xheni, in case you're wondering why some creep is calling you names on tumblr.
the grand hotel! <3<3<3<3<3 oh god! thisll be so fun|! ill take sooo manypics and photo shop u into them! lmaooo some random troll calling me names! -.- ahaha i knew it was youuuuuuuuu!
